"Full Name: Mikhail Vadim Pokilev
Nick Name: Po
Po was a high ranking KGB agent and was a part time professional hitman, he worked for secret societies and very rich clients. It is said that Po had killed over 5000 people, 4601 victims were killed just for Po’s own amusement (this statement is from Po’s brain data chip).
Po successfully infiltrated the Teletubby crew the “Teletubbies” in 1997.
Po in the far right with his devious plans
After his infiltration in the Teletubbies crew, he killed all the crews, burned the green grasses, and turned off the baby sun by blowing it and resulting to the collapse of the whole solar system and took off from the planet later. He even forced the vacuum cleaner to give him a fellatio then smashed it to pieces on his way to Earth.
Decades later Po was found dead in the Gobi desert, China in 2013. With the condition of a dead long black haired girl hanging from his stomach television. The girl was dead too.
Because of Po’s infiltration, many children suffer a long term psychosis and every children who watched Teletubbies would become a top class psychopath. Po add dangerous subliminal messages from his stomach television. “
- Global Intelligence Agency, GIA most wanted documents. 2014
"gotcha bit.. oh, a pot."
JE SUIS UN ANANAS! JE SUIS UN ANANAS!
teletubby is high